I really have enjoyed my projects that have reduced waste, so I decided to try and get people at work excited about it. I posted a memo in all of the bathrooms at work from the manager. (I thought they might take it more seriously if it was from the managerment). Here is what the memo said...
Dear Fellow Bathroom Users:
In an effort to "go green" and conserve toilet paper, let's all try to limit our toilet paper usage to a maximum of 3 squares per bowel movement. For #1, try to just air dry. (You too, ladies!) Because personal hygiene is important, I've provided each toilet stall with a squirt bottle to use for cleansing purposes. This will replace the need for toilet paper
To make it fun, each time you use the bathroom, write your name and the number of squares you used in the space provided below. At the end of the month, I will give a prize to the person who on average uses the least amount of squares.
Thanks,
The Building Management & Planet Earth
Name / Date / # of Squares Used / Poop or Pee
Dear Fellow Bathroom Users:
In an effort to "go green" and conserve toilet paper, let's all try to limit our toilet paper usage to a maximum of 3 squares per bowel movement. For #1, try to just air dry. (You too, ladies!) Because personal hygiene is important, I've provided each toilet stall with a squirt bottle to use for cleansing purposes. This will replace the need for toilet paper
To make it fun, each time you use the bathroom, write your name and the number of squares you used in the space provided below. At the end of the month, I will give a prize to the person who on average uses the least amount of squares.
Thanks,
The Building Management & Planet Earth
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10 comments:
Uh... I'm going to tell your boss you have been spending company time creating and posting on your new blog, no matter how funny it is!!!
I have a hunch Anna Marie did this and not Rick!
Mommy Dearest!!!
This blog brings tears to my eyes. I didn't know Rick was such an inspiration. After seeing the diarrhea picture, I felt inspired to go poo. So thank you Rick for curing me like you did those more constipated cats.
You don't you give up this nonsense spend your time doing something really productive like pouring candlewax on your carpet.
You are a sick b*st*rd. Nuff said.
Dude, go find a watch or something.
Uh, April Fools???
Don't you tell Rick to pour candlewax in his carpet! It's new carpet!!!!!
Love your new blog Rick!
You are on my top 5 list for the funniest people I have ever met! Congrats. Giving back to the community is not only rewarding for you but the rest of us too. Keep it up. I will check back often.
P.S. Bryant no longer wears watches. Can I blame that on you?
"go green" may not be the correct term here. Occasionally my BM's appear a little "green" as I'm sure Rickaroni can agree to. Also, are these squares supposed to be single ply?? Cause if so then I'll fail there's no way 3 single ply squares can kkep my messes clean.
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