Today I was walking through the food court at the mall, and I noticed a half eaten slice of pizza left at a table. I looked around and there was wasted food everywhere! Unwanted fries, perfectly good ketchup packets, cups with at least half of the soda still left in it.
This gave me a great idea. What if I was able to take all of this abandoned food, box it up, and send it to the kids in Africa? Then I realized that my idea was ridiculous. Do kids in Africa even like pizza?
Instead, I decided to eat all of the food that I possibly could. I ate for an hour straight. The food was being discarded faster than I could eat it! I ended up with a terrible stomachache, but I knew that the kids in Africa would be very happy if they knew this food wasn't wasted.
I'm also going to have some great new photos to send to my friends with feline constipation.
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